Scenic Toilets of Inner Eaarth
Scenic Scatology of the Wilderness Vagabond
Photos without details, yet with expressive
expurgation
by Rob Jones
(Text
and Photos © copyright by Rob and others as listed)
This page contains scatological photos from many different trips. I have consolidated
them here for your enjoyment...
First, here are the opening photos: Left - Big Baldy LO in the Frank
Church Wilderness, Idaho;
Center - Santa Maria Spring area, Grand Canyon, Arizona;
Right - Tuxedo Bottom, Green River, Utah
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pano - scenic toilets at Scout Lookout, Zion - scroll L-R to view it
all (2469 x 900 pixels, 872kb)
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Some scatological humor (click on the image)
  The
important thing about running your tight little outdoor economy, is that it must not run you.
You must learn to deal with the practical details so efficiently that they become second
nature. Then, after the unavoidable shakedown period, you leave yourself free to get on with
the important things -- watching cloud shadows race across a mountainside or passing the time
of day with a humming bird or discovering that a grasshopper eats grass like spaghetti or
sitting on a peak and thinking of nothing at all except perhaps that it's a wonderful thing
to sit on a peak and think of nothing at all. Colin Fletcher, The Complete
Walker, 1968
Here, in sextuplet (or larger) sections of scatological schema,
are the toilets: (in no particular order - enjoy)
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Beamer Trail - Grand Canyon, AZ
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Bonneville HS, Idaho
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Bonneville HS, Idaho
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View from Clear Creek toilet, GC, AZ
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Dog Lake area, Wasatch Mtns., UT
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Horseshoe Mesa, GC, AZ
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Horseshoe Mesa, GC, AZ
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Bright Angel Trail, GC, AZ
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Hermit Cr., GC, AZ
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Hermit Cr., GC, AZ
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Hermit Cr., GC, AZ
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Horn Creek Camp, GC, AZ
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Horn Creek Camp, GC, AZ
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republican toilet, Indian Gardens, GC, AZ
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republican toilet, Indian Gardens, GC, AZ
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Monument Cr., GC, AZ
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Monument Cr., GC, AZ
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Salt Creek, GC, AZ
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Salt Creek Camp, GC, AZ
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Santa Maria, Hermit Trail, GC, AZ
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Santa Maria, Hermit Trail, GC, AZ
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Santa Maria, Hermit Trail, GC, AZ
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Dandelion Flat, Henry Mtns., UT
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Kachina Trail, San Francisco Peaks, AZ
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Middle Fork Salmon, Frank Church Wilderness, Idaho
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Scatamatic, Middle Fork Salmon, Frank Church Wilderness, Idaho
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Scatamatic, Middle Fork Salmon, Frank Church Wilderness, Idaho
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Scatamatic, Middle Fork Salmon, Frank Church Wilderness, Idaho
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Bighorn heads for Tipoff Toilet, GC, AZ
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Honey Dipper, McCall, Idaho
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Nature Girl at Tuxedo Bottom, Canyonlands NP-Green River, UT
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Tuxedo Bottom, Canyonlands NP-Green River, UT
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Tuxedo Bottom, Canyonlands NP-Green River, UT
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Another republican toilet - photographer unknown
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Mill Creek Yurt, Wasatch Mtns., UT
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Author out in Utah
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O'Leary Peak LO, Sunset Crater NM, AZ
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O'Leary Peak LO, Sunset Crater NM, AZ
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The Tipoff, South Kaibab, GC, AZ
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Cedar Ridge, South Kaibab, GC, AZ
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Bright Angel Trail, GC, AZ
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Bright Angel Trail, GC, AZ
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Inner Basin, San Francisco Peaks, AZ
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Supai Tunnel toilet, N Kaibab, GC, AZ
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Organ Pipe Cactus NM, Bull Pasture, AZ
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Organ Pipe Cactus NM, Bull Pasture, AZ
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Organ Pipe Cactus NM, Bull Pasture, AZ
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Organ Pipe Cactus NM CG, AZ
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Organ Pipe Cactus NM, Group CG, AZ
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Organ Pipe Cactus NM, Alamo Can., AZ
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Organ Pipe Cactus NM, Alamo Can., AZ
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Little Horse TH, Sedona, AZ
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Little Horse TH, Sedona, AZ
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Little Horse TH, Sedona, AZ
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Encinosa Picnic Area, Sedona, AZ
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Grasshopper Point, Sedona, AZ
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Huckaby TH, Sedona, AZ
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Huckaby TH, Sedona, AZ
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Huckaby TH, Sedona, AZ
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Huckaby TH, Sedona, AZ
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Wet Beaver TH, Sedona area, AZ
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Wet Beaver TH, Sedona area, AZ
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Bell Vista Scenic Toilet, Sedona, AZ
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Bell Vista Scenic Toilet, Sedona, AZ
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Bell Vista Scenic Toilet, Sedona, AZ
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Bell Vista sans Scenic Toilet
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Boat Box, Salmon River, Idaho
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Encinoso Toilet, Oak Cr., AZ
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Encinoso Toilet, Oak Cr., AZ
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Bernard, Middle Fork Salmon, Idaho
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Little Creek GS, MF Salmon, Idaho
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Molly's Tubs, Landmark area, Idaho
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THE, A, Sewage Pond, "Lake" Foul
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Oak Cr. Overlook, Sedona area, AZ
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Stinking Springs bath house, UT
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Jim Thompson TH, Sedona, AZ
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Jim Thompson TH, Sedona, AZ
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Posse Ground-Coffee Pot Rock, Sedona, AZ
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Historic Hermit Camp - GC, AZ
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Historic Hermit Camp - GC, AZ
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Deer Cr. Scenic Toilet
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Deer Cr. Scenic Toilet
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Deer Cr. Scenic Toilet
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Deer Cr. Scenic Toilet
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BIG Movement at Tapeats Scenic
Toilet!
The next photo group is from the Torrid Tapeats, 2009 GC report -
click here
for the report.
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Della & Anne arrive for toilet duty
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Pointing the way - scenic toilet!
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Arrival - new scenic toilet
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Arrival - new scenic toilet
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Arrival - new scenic toilet
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Departure - not-so-scenic toilet
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New stuffing
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Trying the fit
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Tapeats scenic toilet
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Corridor and Tonto East?
The next group is from the Grapevine Galleria, 2009 GC
report -
click here for the report.
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Day 1 Grandview Scenic Toilet
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Pipe Cr. Scenic Toilet
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Pipe Cr. Scenic Toilet
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BA Scenic Toilet 1
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BA Scenic Toilet 1
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BA Scenic Toilet #2
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Horseshoe Mesa Scenic grp Toilet
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Horseshoe Mesa Scenic Toilet
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N Kaibab TH - GC, AZ
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N Kaibab TH - GC, AZ
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Widforss TH -GC, N Rim, AZ
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Bill Williams Mtn., Williams, AZ
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Bill Williams Mtn., Williams, AZ
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Bill Williams Mtn., Williams, AZ
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Bill Williams Mtn., Williams, AZ
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Toiyabe Crest!
The next group is from Tempting Toiyabe:
Toiyabe Crest - A National Recreation "Trail", 2009 report -
click here for the report.
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S. Twin Scenic Toilet
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S. Twin Scenic Toilet
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S. Twin Scenic Toilet
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S. Twin Scenic Toilet
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Stone Cabin Scenic Toilet
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Hoover Dam Scenic Toilet
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Phantasmagorical Figure-eight in the Sawtooth Wilderness!
The next group is from the Scenic Sawtooths:
visiting some of the 400 Sawtooth lakes, 2009 report -
click here for the report.
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Edna Lake, Sawtooth Wilderness, Idaho
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Mackay, Idaho
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Deadman Hole, Salmon River, Idaho
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Deadman Hole, Salmon River, Idaho
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Deadman Hole, Salmon River, Idaho
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East Fork Salmon River, Idaho
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East Fork Salmon River, Idaho
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Galena Summit, Salmon-Wood River Drainages, Idaho
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Galena Summit, Salmon-Wood River Drainages, Idaho
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Indian Riffles, Salmon River, Idaho
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Petit Lake TH, Sawtooth Wild, Idaho
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Stanley, Salmon Riv byway, Idaho
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Stanley, Salmon Riv byway, Idaho
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Stanley, Salmon Riv byway, Idaho
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Stanley, Salmon Riv byway, Idaho
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Torrey's Hole, Salmon River, Idaho
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Torrey's Hole, Salmon River, Idaho
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Picabo Junction, Idaho
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Self-contained bicycling circle tour of Central Utah!
The next group is from the bike tour trip:
Torrey-Fish Lake-Otter Cr.-Bryce-Kodachrome-Escalante-Boulder-Torrey, 2009 report -
click here for the report.
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Near Torrey, Utah
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Fremont River, UT
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Johnson Valley Reservoir (and fire), UT
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Fish Lake, Utah
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Otter Cr. Reservoir, UT
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Boulder Town, Utah
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Canoeing the Green River!
The next group is from the Stillwater Redux 2009 trip:
Mineral Bottom to Spanish Bottom: River Miles 53 to 0, 0 to 213, 2009 report -
click here for the report.
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Berlin, Nevada - Photo by Terri Propelka
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Mineral Bottom, Green River, Utah
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Camp 1, near Bighorn Mesa, Green Riv., UT
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Spanish Bottom, Green Riv., UT
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Larkhart Riverhead, Green Riv., UT
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Potash riverhead, Green River, UT
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Bucolic Butler Wash
The next group is from Butler Wash – Cedar Mesa area, Utah:
Ruins or ruination? 2009 report -
click here for the report.
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Vermillion Cliffs, S of Page, AZ
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Butler Wash Ruin, Utah
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Butler Wash Ruin, Utah
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Comb Wash CG, Utah
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Comb Wash CG, Utah
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Comb Wash CG, Utah
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GC North Rim snow toilet, AZ - photo by George Whitmore
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Arizona Trail, near Jacob Lk., AZ
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Cedar Ridge, Grand Canyon, Arizona
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Tipoff, GC, Arizona
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Tipoff, GC, Arizona
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Three-mile, GC, AZ
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Mt. Eldon, Flagstaff, AZ
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Mt. Eldon, Flagstaff, AZ
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Mt. Eldon, Flagstaff, AZ
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Hallowed Grand Canyon
The next group is from Cool Running in The Canyon
BA to Cottonwood to Indian Gardens to Hermit Rest via the Tonto Trail, 2009 report -
click here for the report.
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Cottonwood Camp, North Kaibab Trail, GC, AZ
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Cottonwood Camp, North Kaibab Trail, GC, AZ
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Cottonwood Camp, North Kaibab Trail, GC, AZ
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John Muir Trail,
August 4 – 31, 2010 (28 days)
The next group is from – the Jaunty Juggernaut:
Happy Isles in Yosemite Valley to Whitney Portal -
218.5 miles, 2010 report -
click here for the report.
John Muir Trail - 30 Scenic Toilet Photos in 28 days
Death Valley Dreaming
The next group is from Death Valley Dreaming
Biking and Hiking Death Valley, 2011 report -
click here for the report.
Joshua Tree Junket
The next group is from Joshua Tree Junket
Backpacking the California Riding and Hiking Trail, 2011 report -
click here for the report.
Border Bifurcation:
The next group is from Bifurcation
Bicycle Touring: Self-contained loopo of Northern Arizona and Southern Utah, 2011 report -
click here for the report.
Loquacious Lost Coast & Sinkyone Sampler:
Scenic Toilet Soliphilia on the Lost Coast
Backpacking the Lost Coast and Sinkyone Wilderness of California, 2011 report -
click here for the report.
Tri-Trip Ramble and Sample:
North Rim of the Grand Canyon, Yellowstone National Park, and Zion Rim to Rim Sampler, 2011 report -
click here for the report.
Scenic Toilets of the North Rim - Photos by Rob
Scenic Toilets of Yellowstone
Scenic Toilets of Zion 2011
Wupatki Walkabout:
Crack-in-Rock Backpack, 2011 report -
click here for the report.
Scenic Toilet of Wupatki
Grand Canyon Volunteer Vamoose:
Volunteering at the bottom of The Canyon
click here for the report.
Scenic Toilets of the Volunteer Vamoose
Death Valley Dreaming 2012
Biking and Hiking Death Valley
click here for the report.
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Scenic Toilet of Death Valley and Inner Earth
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Scenic Toilets of Death Valley Dreaming 2012
Bantam Black Canyon 2012
Canoeing The Colorado below Hoover Damn
click here for the report.
Bodie Ghost Town, Winter of 2012
Bodie is located in the eastern slopes of the Sierra, close to the Nevada border.
Gold was found near here in 1859 and Bodie became a boom and bust town.
In 1880 the town had nearly 8000 residents.
Bodie Ghost Gold Town in California - by an unnamed hiking friend
Hermit Hiatus Redux, May 3 - 8, 2012
Backpacking the Tonto between Hermit Rest and Indian Garden
click here for the report.
Scenic Toilets of the Hermit Hiatus - photos by Rob
Zenith of Zion Zen, Redux, May 21 - 28, 2012
Zion Through-hike:
Lees Pass (Kolob Canyons) to The Grotto (Zion Canyon)
to The East Entrance (Zion-Mount Carmel Hwy)
click here for the report.
Rimster:
Grand Canyon Corridor Cruise, October 12 - 16, 2012
Rim - to - Rim - to - Rim in Grand Canyon National Park
click here for the report.
Roving The Happy Horsethief and Bodacious Butte Fault,
April 15 - 25, 2013
Nankoweap to Bright Angel along the North Rim of the Grand Canyon
click here for the report.
Scenic Toilets of the Bodacious Butte Fault
PCT (Pacific Crest Trail) Section Hike: 2013,
July 16 - 26, 2013
Carson Pass to Donner Summit
click here for the report.
Scenic Toilets of the PCT 2013
Laccolithic LaSal Mountain Day Hikes;
August 14 - 19, 2013
A Beary Good Time --
Gold Knob, Manns Peak, Oowah, Haystack Mountain
click here for the report.
Scenic Toilet photos - LaSal 2013
Aravaipa Ambling;
September 22 - 24, 2013
Exploring Aravaipa Canyon Wilderness from the West entrance to Horse Camp Canyon
click here for the report.
Aravaipa Ambling, Scenic Toilets
Kanab Kaleidoscope Cruise - Grand Canyon;
October 2 - 8, 2013
Backpacking Sowats Point - Kanab Creek - Deer Creek - Monument Point, Grand Canyon
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Scenic Toilets of the Kanab Kaleidoscope Cruise
Moab Marauding, 2014:
December 24 - 28, 2014
Arches NP, Poison Spider Mesa, Behind the Rocks and hidden valley
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Poison Spider Mesa Scenic Toilet
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Dancing Donner:
259.8 miles; July 8th to August 5th, 2016
Pygmy PCT 2016: Donner Summit (PCT mile 1156.7) to Burney Falls (PCT mile 1416.5)
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Scenic Toilets of the PCT 2016
Teton Crestival Cruise 2016; August 22 to 28, 2016
Backpacking the Teton Crest Trail as a loop
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Photos - Scenic Toilets of the Teton Crestival Cruise 2016
Death Valley Dreaming, 2017 February 5-17, 2017
Biking, and Backpacking the Cottonwood-Marble Loop
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Photos: Scenic Toilets of Death Valley Dreaming 2017
Arizona Trail 2017 (Part 2 for 2017)
Cedar Ranch Trailhead to the North Kaibab Trailhead
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Photos: Scenic Toilets of the AZT 2017, Part 2
The Northern California Cruise (Pacific Crest Trail)
Burney Falls State Park (PCT 1415.9) to Seiad Valley (PCT 1653.4)
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Scenic Toilets of the Northern CA Cruise - PCT 2017
Saguaro Sortie: Hyponatremia to Hypothermia on the AZT (Arizona Trail)
Las Colinas to Oracle
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Scenic Toilets - AZT 2018 part 1
Transcanyon Terminus on the AZT (Arizona Trail)
Grand Canyon National Park,
North Rim, Kaibab Plateau, Buckskin Hills
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Scenic Toilets of the AZT 2018, part 2
Guest photos by Fred Richter
I camped with Fred (and friends Barry and Nan) while hiking the TransCanyon Terminus on the AZT.
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Mauna Loa on the Big Island, HI
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Valley of 10000 Smokes in Katmai National Park, AK
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Valley of 10000 Smokes in Katmai National Park, AK
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Mazama Meander
A Summer Solstice Soiree: Penetrating Oregon (Pacific Crest Trail)
Seiad Valley to Crater Lake; PCT mile 1655.9 to 1821.7
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The Best Scenic Toilet of the PCT 2018 - Seiad to Crater
Scenic Toilets of the PCT 2018 - Seiad to Crater
Death Valley Dreaming, 2019:
Biking and hiking in Death Valley National Park
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Death Valley 2019, Scenic Toilets
Bunkhouse Bop Across The Canyon:
GCHBA Volunteer Service Project - in Grand Canyon NP, 2019
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Scenic Toilet photos - GCHBA VIP Bunkhouse Bop 4-2019
Grand Canyon / Bóucher Bound in The Grand Canyon
Visiting: Hermit Trail, Monument, Granite Rapids, Tonto Trail, Slate Creek, Bóucher Creek and Trail
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Scenic Toilets of Bóucher Bound
Circuitous Sierra Sequoia Figure-8
Visiting: High Sierra Trail, Bearpaw, Hamilton Lakes, Kaweah Gap, Great Western Divide, et al.
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Scenic Toilets of Sequoia, 2019
More Toilet Humor
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toilet 1 or 2
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toilet support
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doing business on the lawn
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lavatory retriever
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Driving into ...
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outhouse issues
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My feeling is that one might best enjoy the zen of toileting. Gazing from a scenic toilet may be a form of meditation.
Others have a different approach.
Toilet Songs?
Well, looky loo, the Beatles talked about toilet confusion....
She Came in Through the Bathroom Window, by The Beatles
(Oh, look out!)
She came in through the bathroom window
Projected by a silver spoon
But now she sucks her thumb and wanders
By the banks of her own lagoon ....
For those wishing to go beyond the zen (and pleasant mood) of being with the loo,
here are lyrics from the masterful Johnny Cash for sardonic song accompanying the scenic experience:
Flushed from the Bathroom of Your Heart, by Johnny Cash
From the backdoor of your life you swept me out dear
In the bread line of your dreams I lost my place
At the table of your love I got the brush off
At the Indianapolis of your heart I lost the race
I’ve been washed down the sink of your conscience
In the theater of your love I lost my part
And now you say you’ve got me out of your conscience
I’ve been flushed from the bathroom of your heart
In the garbage disposal of you dreams I’ve been ground up dear
On the river of your plans I’m up the creek
Up the elevator of your future I’ve been shafted
On the calendar of your events I’m last week
I’ve been washed down the sink of your conscience
In the theater of your love I lost my part
And now you say you’ve got me out of your conscience
I’ve been flushed from the bathroom of your heart
Tune in again as scenic scatological systems are added.....
Other specialty pages on the Wilderness Vagabond site:
Signs of the Times
Pleasant Panoply of Panoramas
Hot Springs Excursions in Idaho, Utah, & California
Pictographs and Petroglyphs
Flowers, Trees, and Shrubberies
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