Off we go, the intrepid eleven;
As we grunt into Snake Gulch heaven.
While we keep on rolling, Without refrain;
Toward that Esplanade terrain.
Because of monstrous pack weight, we are all in pain;
Packing for 9 days; we do not hike in vain.
On and on we are hauling, toiling;
Thinking Esplanade terrain.
Esplanade, keep on rolling;
As we 11, we are strolling.
While here is great, we all exclaim;
Where's that Esplanade terrain?
Seeing pictos in the shelters;
And some petros, scattered helter-skelter.
This is just exactly what we came to do;
You cannot imagine doing this, can you?
Some go out Swapp;
To Fredonia it's a quick hop.
The rest remain;
heading to that Esplanade terrain.
Now we are the Magnificent Seven;
In this country like heaven.
Marching down rock slabs;
Just South of Bigotville, Kanab.
Cow fondlers and tree huggers;
Without Ed Hatch water, all would be strugglers.
And against the Zane Grey sky;
Neither has a reply.
The Lost Ranger trail 41, where is it?
Looking, scanning, we could have a fit.
No Esplanade on which to be roaming;
At the mouth, we are foaming.
Esplanade, keep on rolling;
As the rain, it is falling.
And with the sun, it's like a flame;
On this Esplanade terrain.
Walking around slickrock canyons, without a handrail;
Inching, striding, promenading - mostly like a snail.
Esplanade, keep on rolling;
As the rain, it is falling.
When we came to Lawson - thought we were half-way;
Without the clouds & showers we would not have survived the day.
Esplanade, keep on rolling;
As the wind, it is blowing.
After 13 on the Ranger and only 3/4 done;
If not for rain-filled potholes, we'd be raisins drying in the sun.
Esplanade, keep on rolling;
As the sun, it is glowing.
So, thyne Jugs of Jeremy* did fall from the sky;
We made camp on the slickrock, and did not fry.
Esplanade, keep on rolling;
As the shadows they are growing.
And, we did speak of the scrolls of Jeremy;
Up on this gentle layer, so much better than hegemony.
It's delightfully deluxe, we all acclaim;
This glorious Esplanade terrain.
Well, the rain provided rescue;
While we enjoyed a panorama view.
Respite from the desiccated trudge;
Over all this world we judge.
Esplanade, keep on rolling;
As the sun, it is glowing.
Even with the sun, hot as a flame;
I love this Esplanade terrain.
First foreigners of the trip today;
We hope they do, then they go away.
At the Mountain Sheep;
All those frogs go "bleat."
Too soon we are climbing;
Out of the canyon, I am rhyming.
A report of our adventure, I sing the refrain;
About that wondrous Esplanade terrain.